Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Baseball Quotes
The last words to the ‘Star Spangled Banner?’ ‘Play ball!’
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
I believe in the church of baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan… The only church that feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the church of baseball. Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon), Bull Durham (movie), script
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Careers end with a ground ball to shortstop, not with a home run. Bull Durham (movie), script
The Mets have found ways of losing that I never knew existed.
Trying to throw a fastball by Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice versa.
