Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Baseball Quotes
The last words to the ‘Star Spangled Banner?’ ‘Play ball!’
It (baseball) is an American institution and more lasting than some marriages, war, Supreme Court decisions and even major depressions.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets double header.
All the bushleague batters Are left to die on the diamond. In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles.
It’s a mere moment in a man’s life between the all-star game and an old timer’s game.
The team has come along slow but fast.
In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
