Baseball Quotes

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets double header.

All the bushleague batters Are left to die on the diamond. In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles.

It’s a mere moment in a man’s life between the all-star game and an old timer’s game.

The team has come along slow but fast.

In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

I believe in the church of baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan… The only church that feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the church of baseball. Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon), Bull Durham (movie), script

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

Careers end with a ground ball to shortstop, not with a home run. Bull Durham (movie), script