Beard Quotes

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don’t even exist yet.

You can’t grow a beard if you shave.

If Providence did beards devise, To prove the wearers of them wise, A fulsome goat would then, by nature, Excel each other human creature.

That ornamental excrement that grows beneath the chin.

Facial hair on men is also a powerful symbol. It represents nonconformity, masculinity and unruliness.

There was an old man with a beard, Who said: ‘It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard.’

Kissing a fella with a beard is like a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.

Of the seven dwarves only Dopey had a shaven face This should tell us something about the custom of shaving.

Beatrice: Just, if he send me no husband; for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening. Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen. Leonarto:You may light on a husband that hath no beard. Beatrice: What […]

The modern man has his own reasons for growing it. The primary one is to be traced to one of the dictionary meanings of the word. Beard means ‘to oppose ‘ The modern man, by growing a beard, is registering his opposition to the increasing dominance of the fair sex. He realizes that the father-figure […]