You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Beer Quotes
When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.
A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!
Beer. If you can’t taste it, why bother!
Champagne costs too much, Whiskey’s too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it’s better to order a beer!
Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer.
Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I’d take the nothing.
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold – It’s paradise – pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me – That’s all for now, I gotta pee!
