You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Beer Quotes
When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.
Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm of love makin’.
Remember “I”! before “E”, except in Budweiser.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe’s Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make a beer.
