Beer Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe’s Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make a beer.

Beer is good food.

If they don’t want us to drink and drive, why do you have to have a driver’s license to buy beer?

It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.

Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. […]

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.