Beer Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.

Give a man a beer, he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he’ll waste a lifetime.

Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!

Religions change, but beer and wine remain.

Man’s way to God is with beer in hand.

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!

There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.

Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm of love makin’.

Remember “I”! before “E”, except in Budweiser.