Breast - Breastfeeding Quotes

Flat as a pancake.

The GI report on a USO dancing chorus was summed up in one crisp sentence, “It’s got tits on it.” The girls hadn’t been sent four thousand miles into the Pacific because they could dance – only because they had tits. If enough time had elapsed since you had seen a tit, you might enjoy […]

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?

I am not my cleavage.

When I first got here, every time you’d say “breast feeding” on the House floor there would be a snicker – this has been happening since creation. Can we finally get a grip on it?

The earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.

I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me.

My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard.

I do have big tits. Always had ’em – pushed ’em up, whacked ’em around. Why not make fun of ’em? I’ve made a fortune with ’em.