Business Quotes

Whenever you’re sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long underwear. That’s the way I always operated in business.

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

Regarded as a means, (the businessman) is tolerable; as an end, he is not so satisfactory.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

The art of winning in business is in working hard – not taking things too seriously.

There is no better ballast for keeping the mind steady on its keel, and saving it from all risk of crankiness, than business.

Eternal vigilance is not only the price of liberty, but of everything else, and success in business most of all.

I live for meetings with suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.