Business Quotes

If you’re gonna do business with a religious son of a bitch. Get it in writing. His word ain’t worth shit, not with the good Lord teaching him how to fuck you on the deal.

I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in an honorable manner. I have endeavored to remember that the object of life is to do good.

Use your own best judgment at all times.

There is no way of proving your point to someone whose income or position depends on believing the contrary.

You’ve come a long way, baby. (1960s)

As long as you’re green you’re growing, as soon as you’re ripe you start to rot.

Truth in advertising? Then it wouldn’t be advertising!