I always drive a Hispano-Suiza.
Car Quotes
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Putting a flag on your SUV is not a sacrifice. It’s patriotism lite.
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, “Why were you going so fast?” I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”
People are broad-minded. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there’s something wrong with him.
