Car Quotes

I always drive a Hispano-Suiza.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Putting a flag on your SUV is not a sacrifice. It’s patriotism lite.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.

My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.

People are broad-minded. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there’s something wrong with him.

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.