Car Quotes

I always drive a Hispano-Suiza.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Putting a flag on your SUV is not a sacrifice. It’s patriotism lite.

To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.

My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

People are broad-minded. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there’s something wrong with him.

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.