I always drive a Hispano-Suiza.
Car Quotes
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
People are broad-minded. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive, there’s something wrong with him.
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.
People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.
Most guys in Hollywood have one car and, like, 80 girlfriends. I have 80 cars and one girl, and it’s cheaper.
