Car Quotes

I always drive a Hispano-Suiza.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Putting a flag on your SUV is not a sacrifice. It’s patriotism lite.

My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

Nothing will make a driver more faithful to a car than a car that is faithful to its driver.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.

Most guys in Hollywood have one car and, like, 80 girlfriends. I have 80 cars and one girl, and it’s cheaper.

I couldn’t find the sportscar of my dreams so I built it myself.