I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to panes of glass with its claws.
Cats Quotes
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human.
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
“why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this;” and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, “but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.”
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
