Never complain about growing old because so many never get the chance!
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to… uh.
Lightning never strikes twice (in the same place).
Even a blind hog will find an acorn now and then.
He who trusts all things to chance, makes a lottery of his life.
A wise man turns chance into good fortune.
Chance has no share in the government of the world. The Lord reigns, and disposes all things, strongly and sweetly, for the good of them that love him.