Chance Quotes

If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to… uh.

Lightning never strikes twice (in the same place).

Even a blind hog will find an acorn now and then.

He who trusts all things to chance, makes a lottery of his life.

A wise man turns chance into good fortune.

Chance has no share in the government of the world. The Lord reigns, and disposes all things, strongly and sweetly, for the good of them that love him.

Every dog is allowed one bite, but a different view is taken of a dog that goes on biting all the time. He may not get his license returned when it falls due.