Christmas Quotes

Picking the perfect Christmas gift has never been easy – even when simply tacking on some quick shopping for other people. Just look at the Three so-called Wise Men. One was crass enough to give gold – the Biblical equivalent of a “gift certificate.” The other unimaginative gift-givers showed up with frankincense and myrrh, proving […]

Bloody Christmas, here again, Let us raise a loving cup, Peace on earth, goodwill to men, And make them do the washing up.

And herewith I shall end this year(1621). Only I shall remember one passage more, rather of mirth then of waight. One ye day called Christmas-day, ye Govr (William Bradford, Plymouth Colony) caled them out to worke, (as was used,) but ye most of this new-company excused them selves and said it wente against their consciences […]

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there’s the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us, a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird, a social being, capable of actual affection, nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. […]

Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.

America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas.

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all […]

O little town of Bethlehem, How still we see thee lie; Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The silent stars go by.