Christmas Quotes

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.

Remember, if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under the tree.

Well, so that is that. Now we must dismantle the tree, Putting the decorations back into their cardboard boxes – Some have got broken – and carrying them up to the attic. The holly and the mistletoe must be traken down and burnt, And the children got ready for school. There are enough Left-overs to […]

Midnight and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves’ birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it “Christmas” and went to church; the Jews called it “Hanukkah” and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say “Merry Christmas!” or “Happy Hanukkah!” or (to the atheists) “Look […]

And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him; and when they had opened their Samsonite travelling bags, they presented unto him gifts; Obsession for Men, and Lady Speed Stick, and a genuine 10 carat gold filled necklace from the Home […]

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.