No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Clothes Quotes
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self… So the hell with it. If you find me so repulsive, then look for a boyfriend who is more appealing to female tastes. But I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage […]
I know it is a sin, For me to sit and grin, At him here; But the old three-cornered hat, And the breeches, and all that, Are so queer!
Dress has a moral effect on the conduct of mankind. Let any gentleman find himself with dirty boots, old surtout, soiled neckcloth and a general negligence of dress, he will in all probability find a corresponding disposition by negligence of address.
Before he was summoned back to Lake Geneva, he had appeared, shy but inwardly glowing, in his first long trousers, set off by a purple accordion tie and a “Belmont” collar with the edges unassailably meeting, purple socks, and handkerchief with a purple border peeping from his breast pocket. But more than that, he had […]
With fingers weary and worn, With eyelids heavy and red, A woman sat in unwomanly rags Plying her needle and thread – Stitch! Stitch! Stitch! In poverty, hunger, and dirt. She sang the Song of the Shirt.
When a woman shops for clothes, her primary objective is not to find clothes that fit her particular body. She would like for that to be the case but her primary objective is to purchase clothes that are the size she wore when she was 19 years old. This will be some arbitrary number such […]
Beauty when most unclothed is clothed best.
Now, another thing, the crotch, down where your nuts hang, it’s always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me an inch where I can let it out there, because they cut me. They’re just like riding a wire fence… Leave me… about an inch to where the front of the […]
Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.
