The cobbler always wears the worst shoes.
Who is worse shod than the shoemaker’s wife?
Eat whatever thou likest, but dress as others do.
Fine feathers make fine birds.
An ape is an ape, a varlet’s a varlet. Though clothed in silk, or clothed in scarlet.
Inside every naked woman there is a fully clothed one trying to get out – but what to wear?
There’s nothing quite as empty as a stuffed shirt.
In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just one of it where there should be two.
Never try to guess your wife’s size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.
Although the Sun May Shine, Leave Not Thy Cloak at Home.