He that is always right is always wrong.
No man can think well of himself who does not think well of others.
The overweening self-respect of conceited men relieves others from the duty of respecting them at all.
Great boast, small roast.
Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
A boaster and a liar are cousins.
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
He has the greatest blind – side, who thinks he has none.
The swan can swim while sitting down. For pure conceit he takes the crown. He looks in the mirror over and over And claims to have never heard of Pavlova.
Great cry and little wool, as the Devil said when he sheared the hogs.