Confuse Quotes

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is.

I think many of us were parented the way that I was—with a lot of love and a handful of confusion.

I hate to see things going all criss-cross and getting snarled up, when a pull here and a snip there would straighten it out.

I’m as confused as the little boy who dropped his chewing gum on the henhouse floor… and thought he picked it up.

Alice couldn’t help laughing, as she said, “I don’t want you to hire me – and I don’t care for jam.” – “It’s very good jam,” said the Queen. – “Well, I don’t want any TO-DAY, at any rate.” – “You couldn’t have it if you DID want it,’ the Queen said. “The rule is, […]

As clear as mud.

Like a man traveling in foggy weather, those at some distance before him on the road he sees wrapped up in the fog, as well as those behind him, and also the people in the fields on each side, but near him all appears clear, though in truth he is as much in the fog […]

The capacity to be puzzled is… the premise of all creation, be it in art or in science.

I’m not confused, I’m just well mixed.

Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.