Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is.
Confuse Quotes
I think many of us were parented the way that I was—with a lot of love and a handful of confusion.
I hate to see things going all criss-cross and getting snarled up, when a pull here and a snip there would straighten it out.
I’m as confused as the little boy who dropped his chewing gum on the henhouse floor… and thought he picked it up.
Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly.
The mere attempt to examine my own confusion would consume volumes.
I liked the store detective who said he’d seen a lot of people who were so confused that they’d stolen things, but never one so confused they’d paid twice.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U. S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful […]
