Congress Quotes

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress, you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

I haven’t had a chance to talk, but I’m confident we’ll get a bill that I can live with if we don’t… Can’t living with the bill means it won’t become law. (referring to the McCain-Kennedy patients’ bill of rights, June 13, 2001)

A Congressman has got two ends A sitting and a thinking end And since his whole success depends Upon his seat… why bother, friend?