Conservative Quotes

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.

If a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who’s been arrested.

There, in stark polarity, you have the two camps’ view of each other. Liberals are inclined to see conservatives as bigoted, hate-filled rubes; conservatives are inclined to see liberals as immoral, degenerate, and not really American.

A libertarian is a conservative who got mugged by his government.

Fascism: The conservative notion that killing people makes them work harder.

A true conservative is one who can’t see any difference between radicalism and an idea.

Conservatives are but men who have learned to love the new order forced upon them by radicals. Conservatism is a state of mind resulting from a good job.

The most hopeless conservative is the leftover progressive of an earlier generation.