Country Quotes

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Ask not what your country can force other people to do for you.

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.

It’s a free country.

To lie about a far country is easy.

God made the country, and man made the town.

The country only has charms for those not obligated to stay there.

I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says – “Yes; the little ones does.”

I have no country to fight for: my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world.

What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar.