In addition to the financial cost is the psychological cost of devastated lives and a loss of security. In recent months, even apathetic Americans have been shaken from their false sense of security as they have seen criminals invade nearly every sanctuary where they felt they were safe: their cars; their public transit; and even […]
Crime Quotes
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Misdemeanor, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.
Felon, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.
Abscond, v.i. To “move in a mysterious way,” commonly with the property of another.
Robber, n. A candid man of affairs.
Seven National Crimes: 1. I don’t think. 2. I don’t know. 3. I don’t care. 4. I am too busy. 5. I leave well enough alone. 6. I have no time to read and find out. 7. I am not interested.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picking the locks, they are always locking three.
