Crime Quotes

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Misdemeanor, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

Felon, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

Abscond, v.i. To “move in a mysterious way,” commonly with the property of another.

Robber, n. A candid man of affairs.

Seven National Crimes: 1. I don’t think. 2. I don’t know. 3. I don’t care. 4. I am too busy. 5. I leave well enough alone. 6. I have no time to read and find out. 7. I am not interested.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The strong man with the dagger is followed by the weaker man with the sponge. First, the criminal who slays; then the sophist who defends the slayer.

I have too great a soul to die like a criminal.

Go not in and out in the court of justice, that thy name may not stink.