Stand up, Alfred Packer, you voracious man-eating son of a bitch. There were seven Democrats in Hinsdale Country and you ate five of them! I sentence you to hang until you are dead, dead as a warning against reducing the Democratic population of the state.
Democrat Quotes
There are two opposite reasons for being a democrat. You may think all men so good that they deserve a share in the government of the commonwealth, and so wise that the commonwealth needs their advice. That is, in my opinion, the false, romantic doctrine of democracy. On the other hand, you may believe fallen […]
Papers today say “what would Lincoln do today?” Well in the first place he wouldn’t chop any wood, he would trade in his ax on a Ford. Being a Republican he would vote the Democratic ticket. Being in sympathy for the under dog he would be classed as a radical Progressive. Having a sense of […]
You might be a Democrat if: You think “ethics” is an eastern European country. You’ve named your kids with hyphenated first and last names. You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth. You’ve ever referred to someone as a “bigot or Nazi” You’ve ever tried […]
Although to the casual glance Republicans and Democrats may appear to be almost indistinguishable, here are some hints that should help with positive identification. The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republican. Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern. Democrats owe a lot of […]
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
Democrats leave the dishes in the drying rack in the sink overnight. Republicans put the dishes away every night Democrats love television, and watch a lot of it. Republicans hate television. They watch a lot of it, too. Democrats usually write with a pencil. Republicans use pens. Republicans have dinner between seven and eight. Democrats […]
The “backbone of the Democratic Party” is a “typical fat, implacable welfare recipient.
