Democrat Quotes

While I was active in politics I never announced my split tickets, but since emancipation from political ambition it’s easier to be candid. Yes, I have voted for Democratic candidates on occasion.

Our country is now a cesspool of crime. We have blood, death and suffering on a scale once unthinkable because of the Democrat Party’s effort to destroy and dismantle law enforcement all throughout America.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

Democrat-it’s easier than working! Republican- it’s easier than thinking!

Although to the casual glance Republicans and Democrats may appear to be almost indistinguishable, here are some hints that should help with positive identification. The people you see coming out of white wooden churches are Republican. Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern. Democrats owe a lot of […]

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

Democrats leave the dishes in the drying rack in the sink overnight. Republicans put the dishes away every night Democrats love television, and watch a lot of it. Republicans hate television. They watch a lot of it, too. Democrats usually write with a pencil. Republicans use pens. Republicans have dinner between seven and eight. Democrats […]

Republicans say that Democrats want a huge, monolithic federal institution that will compromise personal liberty and freedom by controlling individuals’ lives with intrusive policies and a dictatorial agenda. Republicans, of course, believe that is the job of organized religion.