Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.
I got older I began to realize the things that I was doing in my life at that point as I was older — things like swimming or sports or when I got a dog — that these were experiences that I could take and apply the mechanics and the system of a video game […]
To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
The barking of a dog does not disturb the man on a camel.
If it can lick, it can bite.
A dog with two homes is never any good.
One dog yelping at nothing will set ten thousand straining at their collars.
Do not respond to a barking dog.