Dogs Quotes

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

For the fifth year in succession I have pored over the catalogue of dogs in the show at Madison Square Garden without finding a dog named Rover, Towser, Sport, Spot or Fido. Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: “Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o’ Wind-Holme! Here, Champion Alexander […]

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.

I like dogs better (than people). They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they’re coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.

It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear. (“Cheers”)

What kind of life a dog… acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.