A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
Holidays Quotes
C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet! (Homer Simpson)
I just saw my first department store Christmas tree. It’s hard to believe it’s August already.
Christmas is weird. It’s the only time of year when we love to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of our socks.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
The time draws near the birth of Christ: The moon is hid; the night is still; The Christmas bells from hill to hill Answer each other in the mist.
Christmas is a strange season. We sing songs in front of dead trees and eat candy out of our socks.
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you just because it’s Christmas, there are other people who want to strangle you just because its Christmas.
