Horse Quotes

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I’d ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross For giblet gravy and cranberry sauce, Two treats which are held in reserve by the waiter Till you’ve finished your turkey and mashed potater.

Horses are predictably unpredictable.

O for a horse with wings! (Cymbeline)

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. The labor of horses enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could. The horse is an economic factor in society. But […]

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse. (when referred to as Irish)

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

Horses make a landscape look beautiful.

I speak not in prejudice, nor am I averse from that sweet Sex, but naturally amorous of all that is beautiful; I can look a whole day with delight upon a handsome Picture, though it be but of a Horse.