Housework Quotes

Conran’s rule of housework: it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour.

I’m a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses.

Housekeeping ain’t no joke.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.

After the first four years (not doing housework), the dirt doesn’t get any worse.