Housework Quotes

To be a housewife is to be a member of a very peculiar occupation, one with characteristics like no other. The nature of the duties to be performed, the method of payment, the form of supervision, the tenure system, the “market” in which the “workers” find “jobs,” and the physical hazards are all very different […]

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know

The toughest thing about being a housewife is you have no place to stay home from.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first – hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

Housework can kill you if done right.

The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters – from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer’s telephone number – a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.