Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Humor Quotes
Learning humor is like learning math – practice makes perfect.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
Even the gods love jokes.
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility.
Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind, like some sort of loose physic gas.
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be safely mentioned under cover of a joke.
Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
