Don’t pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don’t expect anyone wonderful to be calling.
Humor Quotes
Aren’t all ballets sexy? I think they should be. I can think of nothing more kinky than a prince chasing a swan around all night.
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog’s chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time.
Do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
A judge of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court found the long-winded speeches of lawyers especially trying and advised them to take a course of reading risque books that they might learn to say things by innuendo.
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Oh, don’t the days seem lank and long, When all goes right and nothing goes wrong. And isn’t your life extremely flat, With nothing whatever to grumble at!
Calvin: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn’t they have color film back then? Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It’s just the world was black and white then. Calvin: Really? Dad: Yep. The world didn’t turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it […]
