Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves.
Idiots Quotes
When God has created a perfect idiot, He says to him, “You shall be a tenor!” (baritone)
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
It seems to me that one of the prime jobs of every educated man on this earth is to denounce charlatans. New ones are always popping up, and the common run of idiots are always succumbing to them. There is little if any difference between one and another.
