I, Tiberius Claudius . . ., who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Claudius the Idiot,” or “that Claudius,”… or at best as “Poor Uncle Claudius,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing […]
Idiots Quotes
Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves.
When God has created a perfect idiot, He says to him, “You shall be a tenor!” (baritone)
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
