Idiots Quotes

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot’s activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but “pervades and regulates the whole.”

By dint of railing at idiots you run the risk of becoming idiotic yourself.

I, Tiberius Claudius . . ., who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Claudius the Idiot,” or “that Claudius,”… or at best as “Poor Uncle Claudius,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing […]

Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves.