If Quotes

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she’d have been a wagon.

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. It transcends all barriers.

If you fall, gather yourself and stand. If you fail, learn from it and try again. If you are ridiculed, ignore it. If you are overwhelmed, focus on what is before you. If you doubt yourself, continue, faith will return. If you are afraid, at all cost confront it at once. If you are lost, […]

If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don’t. If you would like to win but you think you can’t, It’s almost certain you won’t. If you think you’ll lose, you’ve lost. For out in the world we find, Success begins with a fellow’s will. It’s all in […]

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?

If there’s one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

If Gladstone fell in the Thames, that would be a misfortune. But if someone fished him out again, that would be a calamity.

If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t be bumpin’ his ass on the ground all the time.

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don’t bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he’s a good […]