There is nothing so disastrous as a rational investment policy in an irrational world.
There is no investment you can make which will pay you so well as the effort to scatter sunshine and good cheer through your establishment.
Invest in inflation. It’s the only thing going up.
Don’t gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it ’til it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.
Keynes liked to compare investment to a game of musical chairs. The point at issue is not to be left standing when the music stops.
For most investors, performance is better achieved with a telescope than a microscope.