Some people crave baseball – I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon.
Music Quotes
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s nerves – which is the same thing nowadays.
I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don’t like it, there’s always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Of course music is a great difficulty. You see, if one plays good music, people don’t listen, and if one plays bad music people don’t talk.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner? (ridiculing the “Tipper Sticker” the PRMC “parental warning” stickers essentially forced on the music industry)
Don’t get annoyed if your neighbor plays his hi-fi at two o’clock in the morning. Call him at four and tell him how much you enjoyed it.
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music. (about Cliff Osmond)
The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
