News Quotes

The world isn’t worse. It’s just that the news coverage is so much better.

Bad news travels fast.

They have research that proves we don’t exist. And you want to know who killed Kennedy? We don’t even know what happens when we sleep, and we’re there at the time. You want news, I got news for you. You don’t know squat.

I like to have my news from different sources. How else to find out the truth.

Lately it seems like the news media are acting like the public relations arm of government – watch the evening news – any night, any network. Here’s what you will see: One society problem after another. Crisis after crisis. And always at least the hint of a solution – another government regulation, another bureaucracy, a […]

I think light is just as much a part of the news as heavy. What I resent is the implication that merely because you see something as funny, you are going to take that attitude toward everything.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap – and they know it.

If it’s far away, it’s news, but if it’s close at home, it’s sociology.

Anything that begins “I don’t know how to tell you this” is never good news.

And these same people that tolerate the real violence of war don’t want to see the result of it on the nightly news. Unlike the rest of the world, our news coverage of this war remains sanitized, without a glimpse of the blood and gore inflicted upon our soldiers or the women and children in […]