News Quotes

The world isn’t worse. It’s just that the news coverage is so much better.

Bad news travels fast.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap – and they know it.

If it’s far away, it’s news, but if it’s close at home, it’s sociology.

Anything that begins “I don’t know how to tell you this” is never good news.

And these same people that tolerate the real violence of war don’t want to see the result of it on the nightly news. Unlike the rest of the world, our news coverage of this war remains sanitized, without a glimpse of the blood and gore inflicted upon our soldiers or the women and children in […]

No news is good news.

There is good news tonight.

Don’t hate the media, become the media.

Never listen to newscasts. Saves wear and tear on the nervous system.