Nobody Quotes

The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind.

Everybody wants to get old, but nobody wants to be old.

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.

After fifteen minutes nobody looks at a rainbow.

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates.

Nobody has to do anything.

Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

The secret of business is to know something nobody else knows.