Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

A physician whose services are obtained gratis is worth nothing.

When somebody gets something for nothing, somebody else usually gets nothing for something.

Most of us know how to say nothing – few of us know when.

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for that’s the way to bet.

Nothing is impossible if you can delegate.

Nothing is so smiple that it can’t get screwed up.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

Nothing is eternal except stupidity.