Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Old Quotes
Every time I think that I’m getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
At 80 it either hurts it doesn’t work.
You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag.
Sure I’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day. (in her 80s)
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided: 1. That dear old soul; 2. That old woman; 3. That old witch.
You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
A man is as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret.
