Orgasm Quotes

An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze.

The polygraph looks for abrupt increases in heart rate, blood pressure and perspiration. The polygraph is, therefore, a highly reliable detector of orgasms. But does it detect lies? Only if you’re lying about having an orgasm.

Men don’t fake orgasm – no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose.

The stimulus of a laugh is an intellectual event, yet it quickly goes on to block out all else. There are only two other phenomena that so completely take over your awareness – the orgasm and the sneeze.

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

I have one criterion. Will it give me an orgasm?

He always have orgasm and he doesn’t wait for me to have an orgasm. He’s selfish. I don’t think it’s fair so I pull back the sheets and then I did it.

I have great respect for someone from a strict Catholic upbringing who can climax without reservation.

When modern woman discovered the orgasm it was (combined with modern birth control) perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance.

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression.