I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoid Quotes
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Every cloud engenders not a storm. (Henry VI)
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.
I avoid paranoid people, as most of them want to kill me anyway.
I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Paranoia will get you through times of no enemies better than enemies will get you through times of no paranoia.
