I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoid Quotes
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
Every cloud engenders not a storm. (Henry VI)
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.
I avoid paranoid people, as most of them want to kill me anyway.
I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
