I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoid Quotes
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid too.
Even a paranoid can have enemies.
The world is a Bad Neighborhood. And it’s two o’clock in the morning.
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
Every cloud engenders not a storm. (Henry VI)
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.
