I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoid Quotes
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Paranoia will get you through times of no enemies better than enemies will get you through times of no paranoia.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid too.
Even a paranoid can have enemies.
The world is a Bad Neighborhood. And it’s two o’clock in the morning.
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
