It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.
Politics Quotes
Battle, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
Sorcery, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.
The evil of two lessers. (describing the two-party political system)
Delegation, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
If you can’t take money from people and then screw them, you have no business being a politician.
Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
There is no waste in government. Politicians create programs for the specific purpose of helping their political supporters – to make it easier to reelect the politicians. The reelection rate of incumbents proves the programs are very efficient; they do exactly what they’re designed to do.