Arena, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

Rostrum, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.

Battle, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

Sorcery, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.

Delegation, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.