Smells - Smelling Quotes

I’ve always believed one should stop to smell the roses. In fact, I prefer to linger, drinking in that sweet aroma, well beyond the time my fellow souls might care to spend. And to hell with those grumbling whiners in line behind me waiting to view the casket.

Old women should not seek to be perfumed.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being.

A woman states, “Dr. Johnson, you smell!” Johnson replies, “No, Madam. You smell, I stink!”