Every morning I wake up and think good, another 24 hours’ pipe-smoking.
Smoking Quotes
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.
Half the pretty women in London smoke cigarettes. I prefer the other half.
A cigarette is the perfect type of perfect pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied.
While Mr. Spurgeon (Charles Haddon Spurgeon) was living at Nightingale Lane, Clapham, an excursion was one day organized by one of the young men’s classes at the Tabernacle. The brake with the excursionists was to call for the President on their way to mid-Surrey. It was a beautiful early morning, and the men arrived in […]
The only way to stop smoking is to just stop à no ifs, ands or butts.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I am glad I do not have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
