Television Quotes

I never thought I’d be on Broadway. I certainly didn’t think I would be in a movie, let alone win six Emmy Awards for being on television. I never imagined any of that and I just loved acting.

I remember the first time I came to do an American show. Everything was like 20 times the size of what you do in the UK. That’s the big difference. Everything’s bigger.

I just read this great science fiction story. It’s about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves!… Hey! What time is it? My TV show is on! (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

For God’s sake, go down to reception and get rid of a lunatic who’s down there. He says he’s got a machine for seeing by wireless! Watch him – he may have a razor on him. (Editor, responding to a visit from John Logie Baird, inventor of a prototype television apparatus, 1925)

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)